AndMore...Despicable they (it's been a while)
Hiatus is over!!!!
Let's start with a good ole Despicable They:
In the trains:
The nose picker that flings the booger not caring who is watching.....
The conductor that spits while he yells.....
In the cabs:
The driver that talks on the phone ignoring your instructions and taking the long way, for an extra meter run
The driver that slows enough to see if the person is someone they want to taxi, if not they turn the Off Duty light for a block
The person that gets out, taking their time and blocking your way to get into the cab
In the supermarkets:
The one that leaves their purse in the cart, wide open...
The one that leaves their child in the cart, one or two aisles away...
The cashier that is talking to the bagger...endlessly while the line grows longer...
The manager that is never around...probably in a fetal position under his desk when the cashier yells VOID!!
Lovers:
The one that thinks years later all is the same
The one that thinks years later all should be different
Family:
The one that promises and does not deliver
The one that calls only when they need money
The one that betrays you for a buck
Friends:
The one that doesn't realize they have thrown you under the bus
The one that realizes they threw you under the bus but thinks you don't realize
The one that wonders why the friendship ended (their fingerprints on the knife in your heart)
The one that borrows and doesn't pay back, avoiding you like the plague
Co Workers:
The one that preaches of team work but throws EVERYONE else under the bus (busy bus)
The one that hates everyone for any reason
The bitter one that doesn't allow anyone to enjoy a minute at work
The one that takes all the credit when in fact doing NOTHING
General:
The one that makes an offer laced with prettiness but is really hiding a motive
The one that stands in your way then curses you for blocking them
The one that throws their trash in the street then complains about how dirty it is
The one that does not pick up the SHIT their dog left behind
Despicable!!!! All of them!!!!
What's your list???
Hiatus is over!!!!
Let's start with a good ole Despicable They:
In the trains:
The nose picker that flings the booger not caring who is watching.....
The conductor that spits while he yells.....
In the cabs:
The driver that talks on the phone ignoring your instructions and taking the long way, for an extra meter run
The driver that slows enough to see if the person is someone they want to taxi, if not they turn the Off Duty light for a block
The person that gets out, taking their time and blocking your way to get into the cab
In the supermarkets:
The one that leaves their purse in the cart, wide open...
The one that leaves their child in the cart, one or two aisles away...
The cashier that is talking to the bagger...endlessly while the line grows longer...
The manager that is never around...probably in a fetal position under his desk when the cashier yells VOID!!
Lovers:
The one that thinks years later all is the same
The one that thinks years later all should be different
Family:
The one that promises and does not deliver
The one that calls only when they need money
The one that betrays you for a buck
Friends:
The one that doesn't realize they have thrown you under the bus
The one that realizes they threw you under the bus but thinks you don't realize
The one that wonders why the friendship ended (their fingerprints on the knife in your heart)
The one that borrows and doesn't pay back, avoiding you like the plague
Co Workers:
The one that preaches of team work but throws EVERYONE else under the bus (busy bus)
The one that hates everyone for any reason
The bitter one that doesn't allow anyone to enjoy a minute at work
The one that takes all the credit when in fact doing NOTHING
General:
The one that makes an offer laced with prettiness but is really hiding a motive
The one that stands in your way then curses you for blocking them
The one that throws their trash in the street then complains about how dirty it is
The one that does not pick up the SHIT their dog left behind
Despicable!!!! All of them!!!!
What's your list???
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