I know, I know... it's the day before Thanksgiving, but perhaps this list will remind some to be grateful if nothing else than for not being one of them. We'll do it in categories
I'm here for you
You know this type, they say it because it sounds nice, but if they do mean it and they rarely do, there's a motive. The price will be somewhere along your morals or sanity.
I'm your friend (always stated after they did something wrong to you) - see pic above
This type doesn't know how to be a friend, probably doesn't know what it means. They just want you to think you mistook their obvious malice for.....obvious malice.
I understand...I know exactly what you mean
This person did not hear a thing you said. They heard words here and there and decided it was time to make it about themselves. Because being an eternal victim is the best job they ever had.
(The one that goes missing for weeks on end, then shows up like they say you an hour ago)
This person just wants something...cash, sex, to borrow something or to have a few moments of feeling good about themselves. That moment they showed up has nothing to do with you.
I don't have a drinking problem
These people have empty bottles all over the place. They deny having an issue while wobbling to their car. They usually laugh at those that care on Facebook because they don't have a drinking problem, everyone is just crazy. They also scam, lie, cheat their way through life thinking everyone owes them something. Greatest backstabbers you will ever meet. They also live the life of eternal victims.
The strangers group
They run into the train, pummeling all in their way because yet again they are running late, they hold the train doors open which causes more delays. They then smile the brightest 'I'm here' smile to everyone. I would love to touch these people with a cattle prod.
The not so homeless
These are the ones that are dressed better then you with a prepared speech on how their lives are a mess, broke, hungry (usually weigh more then you) and are terribly hurt to have to bother and beg. They even say they will take food but frown when someone actually gives them food.
The ones that took the mandatory Psych 101 class and feel they are the Counselor for everyone. Usually think they are better then everyone including God as they rarely believe he exists. They long for conversation but when they have one they feel the need to abruptly end it wanting to be alone with mock pride. I would like to touch these people with TWO cattle prods
The one that complains endlessly about their job, they are usually paid well and do nothing...but complain that is.
I don't give a rats ass what PETA person reads this but if I ever find the Pigeon lady that throws buckets of crumbs and I do mean BUCKETS along the streets, making those rats with wings attack anyone that is walking along that street, I am SHOVING THE CATTLE PROD UP HER ASS.
The dog walker that still gets bothered when people are smoking. It's been 3 years GET OVER IT.
If I had to be grateful for something and I always am grateful for something, today it would be the fact that I am not any of the above. I would just cattle prod myself to death.