Let's see - where were we on the list of types of people I despise.......
Whiners - Why the fuck these people don't just shut the hell up is a lost clue. Don't ever make the mistake of asking a whiner a simple question like 'how are you?' Before you know it you will have the measurements of their colon, their spouses bad habits in alphabetical order and a list of all their meds as well as when the refills are due.
Lazy motherfuckers - DESPISE THESE PEOPLE! You bust your ass all day and watch them dilly dally while earning money. Man would I love to gather all of them up and air drop them into a factory in China. Then they would appreciate their jobs.
Eternal victims - A swift kick in the ass is what these people need. In this day and age, there are group sessions for everything! Got a fucking hang nail, GROUP SESSION. There is absolutely no reason for anyone above the age of 18 to be a victim of someone Else's mind game. Unless of course Hannibal is your neighbor, then your just FUCKED.
Criers - I mean you have to let something out, by all means do. But at least learn how to fucking speak while you are crying, I am not United Nations!
Broke ass motherfuckers - I'm a broke ass motherfucker, why come to me if you are one???? It's not like I SHIT MONEY.
Bible beaters - close cousin to bible thumpers. Everything is God's fault. 'God will punish you.' 'Why, God? Why me?' 'Pray to God and it will all go away'. I mean really? Really? If that were the case he would not have given us brains. Try putting a thought and effort together, he has other stuff to do you know. Praying to win the lottery???? He must just laugh at your ass. Telling someone to go to church or they will go to hell is really a sick mind trip. How about something a bit more pleasant like....Want love? Talk to God! There's a thought.
Atheists - FUCK YOU! You don't believe in shit that's your problem, stop pissing all over someone else's parade!
Sales people - There's a fucking recession - WORLD WIDE! Stop calling people! We ain't got shit, hell even our piss isn't ours anymore.
Self made journalist - These people should just have their larynx removed. They hear a bit of news, don't bother to follow up or actually listen to all of it and just vomit wrong information all over the place. These people are the siblings of Chaos and Mayhem.
People! They just make my ass twitch!
I love October, not just because it is my birthday month but because the air changes, the season changes, the time changes.
It is when we must embrace the fact that the time change will have us seeing the dark sooner. A time when the trees begin to let loose the leaves, orange, brown and yellow leaves flying about.
It is the time when the ghouls and horrors are seen in decorations, shows, movies and parties.
It is the time when we say farewell to the summer heat, smile toward the cooler weather and wonder of the winter to come.
Happy October! May there be light within you to shine upon the earlier darker hours. May the ghouls and gremlins that ring the door bell make you smile and partake in trick or treat.
May you embrace the change in season knowing... it will bring us back to Spring soon enough.
I have added a tab - Whisper my words, which is a link to my site where I post stories, poems, AndMore events and the Watcher's Journal. Take a peek and enjoy.