Dear Diary,
They talk on their cell phones and to fellow passengers as if no one else is around..................
"I'm on my way home there was a bus delay." Screeching into the cell phone. (There is a bus delay EVERY FUCKING DAY)
"Can you pick me up at the Park & Ride? I don't feel like walking." (What a life, Driving Miss Lazy)
"So we went to lunch and he was fun, he paid and said I'll call you, do you think he will call?" (Hmmmm, does his paying give a guarantee? Is she calling the Psychic Line?)
This one is sitting next to me. "What is all this traffic? Is it always like this?" (Who am I Al Roper? What the FUCK????) "Every day! If you are taking this route from now on, send a picture of yourself to loved ones."
"*#$(#*&$*(#&$#(*" Some foreign language at high tone. (He didn't sound happy.)
"zzzzzzzzzz", (Don't you just love the sleepers?)
"I'm going to be very upset if she doesn't come to my party. After all I did to plan it she better go." (Whose party is it? Nothing like a shot gun invitation!!!!!!!)
But Diary, my favorite was the gigolo......"Baby...I'm too tired and I'm going home, I'll see you tomorrow, I promise."........makes another call "Baby...how about you come over and give me a massage." (I stare at this one, he is pretty gorgeous, I can see how he's working it. MAN WHORE)
I really need to get an MP3 player....fast!
They talk on their cell phones and to fellow passengers as if no one else is around..................
"I'm on my way home there was a bus delay." Screeching into the cell phone. (There is a bus delay EVERY FUCKING DAY)
"Can you pick me up at the Park & Ride? I don't feel like walking." (What a life, Driving Miss Lazy)
"So we went to lunch and he was fun, he paid and said I'll call you, do you think he will call?" (Hmmmm, does his paying give a guarantee? Is she calling the Psychic Line?)
This one is sitting next to me. "What is all this traffic? Is it always like this?" (Who am I Al Roper? What the FUCK????) "Every day! If you are taking this route from now on, send a picture of yourself to loved ones."
"*#$(#*&$*(#&$#(*" Some foreign language at high tone. (He didn't sound happy.)
"zzzzzzzzzz", (Don't you just love the sleepers?)
"I'm going to be very upset if she doesn't come to my party. After all I did to plan it she better go." (Whose party is it? Nothing like a shot gun invitation!!!!!!!)
But Diary, my favorite was the gigolo......"Baby...I'm too tired and I'm going home, I'll see you tomorrow, I promise."........makes another call "Baby...how about you come over and give me a massage." (I stare at this one, he is pretty gorgeous, I can see how he's working it. MAN WHORE)
I really need to get an MP3 player....fast!
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